Thursday, October 22, 2009

John and The Ants

John left a lolly pop inside his car. There are a group of ants living next to the car inside the garage. They smelled the lolly pop! John left for a vacation. After few days the ants started hunting for the lolly pop. One ant named Sam found the lolly pop! He called all the ants. One fine day when John returned from the vacation he wanted to eat the lolly pop. He saw the lolly pop was gone! John saw some ants in the car and then he saw more and more and more! Then John saw the ants all over the car so he called his dad. John's dad wanted to get the ant killer but the liquid was all finished. So he had to go to the Home Depot to get the ant killer for which he need to take his van. When he reached Home Depot, the ant killer liquid was all gone as every body took it. So he asked the manager and the manager asked John's dad to take the Venusflytrap plant which can also eat the ants. So he got it. He took it home and it was working well. Sometimes the ants will escape but the ones that will escape go away. From now on they don't have any ants in their house. So now they can ride their car and go anywhere.


The End

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Blue whale too close to the shore

Once upon a time there were 300 poor people who did not have houses to stay so they just made tents and lived on

the beach. They did fishing for their food. One day they saw some wood which was giant enough to make a sail boat.

They made the sail boat and went in the sail boat deep into the ocean, far away from the shore. After a while they

were hungry and went fishing. One guy got a Tuna, another guy got a shark, another guy got a tropical fish and

another guy while fishing he got a humongous whale! The fin of the whale tried to flip the boat but it was too late

they escaped and sailed towards land. One person fell into the water and the humongous whale swallowed the man. The

man went inside the whale and wondered why the whale swallowed a pail, a gull and a ladder!. He just got an idea,

he thought of climbing on the ladder and escape through the whale's spout. Before he could climb out he saw another

man who said, "if you want to go out, you need to pinch the inner skin of the whale and then climb" while this man

said, "I am just going to use this ladder to climb and escape out of the spout". The other man on hearing this idea

he said, "you are a genius!" But then there was no need to use a ladder, the water came in and the whale breathed

out , "SP LUSH.................................." and both the man came popping out with other stuffs and

"thud............" they fell into the beach sand. The second man said to the first man, "Hey look you have a tea pot

on your head instead of a hat..you are a genius!" The second man showed his tent and said to the first man, "I am

poor and I live here in this tent". The first man said, "Hey I am your neighbour and even I live in one of these

tents". Then he saw that the whale was coming to the shore again. So they built a sign and everybody gathered and

sat on each other's neck so the whale thought that it was some kind of monster and it got scared and went back into

the deep sea again. The whale was scared to come back to the shore again.
One fine day the poor people saw lot of money near their tents. Wow! they became rich! People gave the money to

the poor people because these poor people had chased away the scary whale which once had frightened the people on

the beach and tried to swallow their babies playing on the beach. These poor people also helped to find the lost

babies and they had made a section on the beach where they kept all the lost and found babies so that the parents

can come and pick up their own children.
One fine day there were so much people on the beach because everyone loved the beach and they were not scared of

the whale anymore and even if the whale comes they know to scare it instead of killing it. The people saw a banner

about the first man and the second man and how they scared the whale. All the people on the beach got a notice in

which it said, "If you are scared of any animal coming close be it a snake,a lion, a leopard, a cheetah or even a

tiger, do not kill it instead scare it away. Only fishing is OK as we know people need to eat fish. Ham is OK as

people do need to eat ham or chicken,hen or egg are OK too"
The day the men got into the whale and came out became a celebration and also the day the poor people got money

and became rich also became a celebration day. The first and the second man were richest of all as they got and

cash and cheque.

Moral of the story: Never kill animals if you are frightened just scare them

Monday, June 1, 2009

Hey I can fly in the sky --look!

Once upon a time there lived a boy named John. He was 6 years old so was his pet parrot. The parrot gave him some feathers and they were magical! John never knew that they were magical feathers and that they would make you fly high up in the sky! The bird took some glue, John understood what he was trying to say and so he put some glue on his palm. Then the parrot put the feather on John's palm and got it glued! It was time for John to go to school. Everyone at school had some decoration in their hand and so did John. At snack time John just pretended he was a bird. He started flapping with his hand and swish....he can fly! All the children amazed! Whoever, were holding John's hand were also flying along with him. His friend Mary and Johnny were flying too! They were able to fly to North pole and came back in 1 minute!. The school whistle rang, the snack time was over and the children went back to the classroom. John, Johnny and Mary landed and went to the classroom.
The children did some project work! Finally, it was 3.00pm and time to leave for home. John's parents came to pick him up and they held his hand and zoom...they all flew back to their home holding John's hand. John did his homework at home. It was time for dinner. At the dining table John's parents asked him, "how did you fly and how did it happen?" Then he told, "my pet parrot made it". Next day he woke up and he saw himself in the mirror and to his surprise he was a bird and so was his parents. Next to his house there was a tree and John built a nest. Mary and Johnny became birds too! Mary and Johnny built a nest for themselves on a tree next to their house. The children and teachers touched Johnny to pet him because John did a hard exam really well and got A+! Soon the teachers,the children and those whoever touched Johnny turned into a bird! Finally, the whole world all the people got converted into birds!

The End

Thursday, May 28, 2009

My version of Three little pigs

This week read the story The three little pigs at school. I have written my own version of the story. I have changed some and included some according to my taste

The three little pigs go to town

The three little pigs lived in a house. It was a cozy house! They wanted to see the world so they went out to the jungle one day. Nearby, there lived a big bad wolf. The pigs knew how cozy their house would be if they go back but they were deep into the woods. The pigs saw a man carrying hay into his farm which was in the border of the jungle. "Quickly" they said and put on their make up so now they looked like a person! The last little pig asked the man, " could you please give us some hay?" The man asked, "how much hay do you want?" The first little pig said, "Nay, I don't want". The second little pig said, "Nay, I don't want". The third little pig asked for a bunch of hay to the man and got it.
Now the last little pig thought of building a house and he did it using his hay. The second little pig said, " ooh I see some sticks on the ground" and so he built house with the sticks. The first little pig saw a man carrying a lot of bricks in his cart. The first little pig asked the man, "can I please get some of the bricks"? and he got it and soon he found a wood cutter. The first little pig saw lot of trees around him and he choose two trees to cut and he chopped two trees into small pieces. There were only 3 more pieces of wood to chop down to make a roof for his house and glue it. Soon he did that too. He took a box and placed all the remaining wood so that when some thing falls he can take some wood from the box and glue it back.
Now the big bad wolf came. The wolf saw the 3rd little pig hanging his furniture happily. The wolf sacred the pig and then he knocked the door and said, "little pig, little pig can I come into your house?" The little pig said, "not by my hair of my chini chin chin" . The wolf did not expect this and so he said with a huff and puff and a ruff, " I will blow your house down" and he did!
The second little pig was done with his house job now. He was playing a memory game! The wolf saw this and he knocked at the door. The wolf said "little pig, little pig can I come into your house?" the little pig said, "not by my hair of my chini chin chin" . The wolf did not expect this and so he said with a huff and puff and a ruff, " I will blow your house down" and he did!
The third little pig was done with his house construction and he was playing with his pet. The wolf saw this. The little pig's brother saw the wolf coming and he said, "look there comes the bad wolf". The wolf saw this and he knocked at the door. The wolf said "little pig, little pig can I come into your house?" the little pig said, "not by my hair of my chini chin chin" . "little pig, little pig can I come into your house?" the little pig said, "not by my hair of my chini chin chin" . The wolf did not expect this and so he said with a huff and puff and a ruff, " I will blow your house down" and he did! but to his surprise the house did not blow away.
There were lot of bad animals coming to the farm and so the people destroyed the jungle and made it an extra long farm. The three little pigs saw their mommy and daddy coming out from the barn. They said, "guess what from today we are not in this farm any more. We are going to another farm with our whole family". They went to another farm which was beautiful and they enjoyed living there more than the first farm that they were living in. OhOhh! the bad wolf too lived there but the wolf did not trouble them any more and so they all became friends!

The end

Run for your life there is a dinosaur

Once upon a time there lived a family of 4 people. They wished for the dinosaurs to come alive and so they visited a scientist who could bring anything alive with his various experiments. He got the bones of the dinosaur and fitted them all together. Then he had a skin which he put it on top, then he sprinkled some solution on top of the skin. After few years the dinosaur came to life. Every one was scared and the family who wished to see the dinosaur alive too feared!
Luckily, the astronauts in the outer space found a place for the human beings to live! It was in Mars - at last!
Everyone jumped into the rocket ship and the countdown came 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1..blastoff......All the people from earth reached mars in 1 second!!!
The dinosaur started to multiply in the earth and the earth was called as "Dinosaur Land" there after!

The End

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Silly Ideas that I have

1. How to make more ice in Antartic region?
Global warming is widely spoken these days and here is my idea for that. Why cant we make some ice in the freezer and throw it in the ocean? hahahaha....

2. Those who have a fantasy to fly on your own try this
Step 1: Cut out a cardboard in the shape of a wing(make two such)
Step 2: Take two ropes and attach to the wings
Step 3: Attach the wings to both the shoulders.
Step 4: Go to the top of a building on a windy day and hold the rope in your hand
Step 5: jump from the building and flip flap your wings using the rope
Step 6: hahahahah you will not fly but you will fall down to the ground because of 1. the gravitational pull of the earth 2. because of your body weight
3.Cardboard will not catch air like that of the bird's feather!
4. Your lungs are not extra efficient to extract more oxygen while the bird's lungs are extra efficient in extracting more oxygen

The New Nest

Once upon a time, there lived a crow. It went to a house where nobody was there and it saw a tree. It though that it was a perfect place to make a nest! So it made a nest. One day it laid two eggs. After some time, both the eggs hatched. The daddy crow came and said, "what a cute chick" to mommy. The daddy crow was very happy to see the baby crows. After some days, the people in the house came back to the house. The boys in the house saw the nest in the tree and said to their mommy, "let's give some bird food to the birds". The boys threw some bird food on the backyard for the birds to pickit up. Then the mommy bird came and picked up the food and went to the nest and fed their baby birds.
After few years, the baby birds were no more chicks! They were ready to be a mommy and daddy bird! The new mommy bird was searching for a tree to make nest and so did the daddy bird!. caw! caw! Caw! they found it! The same tree in the same house where they grew up when they were chicks!The boys in the house too grew up into daddys!
The birds heard the thunder storm coming and they said, "Oh! no the thunder storm is coming!" and the thunder storm broke their nest! So they flew and flew and finally went to Africa. They thought that they were in Africa but they were actually in Madagascar! There was no thunderstorm there. So the mommy bird and daddy bird thought that the thunderstorm will be there allover the world but it was not so! Then they build their nest in a tree at Madagascar. There they lived happily everafter!!
The end.b