Wednesday, March 14, 2012
The Pickpocketer
June 17,2020, at market street Sanfrancisco, a not so clever pick pocketer named Jim pick pocketed few wallets from different people. Jim rushed out of Market street and headed straight towards the beach. He panted for a while and then sat down on a bench. He pulled out few wallets from his pockets. The first wallet had nothing but few expired credit cards and only $3 "whoever had this must be poor" he said to himself. Then he went through the second wallet ...no luck here too "this guy should be a reckless!" Then Jim went through the third wallet which had $30 exactly and BART ticket "whola! this is good for today let me check my luck on the last wallet" said Jim. When he opened the last wallet, he couldn't believe his luck. The last wallet had an unexpired credit card, "wow! a credit card!" he shouted and danced in the public. Now Jim had a masterplan, he planned to go to Gold rush museum where a lot of people would show up to see the art display made out of gold in 1847. Jim used the credit card to purchase the ticket. As expected, there were quite a lot of wealthy people with all nice clothings and jewelleries. Jims mind was all set to gather all the wallets of all these people. He moved here and there bumped on few, pushed a few and collected a few wallets. Jims eyes were wandering until his eyes were stuck on the gold art. He started to plan to steal the art made out of gold as well. Jim never noticed or even thought that there were cameras mounted on the wall all over the museum. Jim took the axe which was kept near the fire extinguisher. He took out the match box from his pocket and burnt his scarf and threw it near the art which was made out of gold. He then shouted, "fire, fire, everybody run!" people got scare and soon evacuated out through the emergency exit. "Well, that was easier than I thought, now all this gold is mine!' he said to himself and broke the glass with the axe and took out the gold art. The burglar alarm and the smoke alarm went off and soon there were cops with guns surrounding him and soon came the firefighters as well. Jim said, "hey is this what you try to do to me after I have saved this piece of art?" without taking his eyes off from the gold. "Quit playing we know all your tricks" said the cops. "Well not all my tricks" said Jim who grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed it on the cops and tried to escape but the exits were blocked by the fire fighters. The next moment Jim found himself on the floor while a cop suppressing him and he was handcuffed and sent to jail.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Acid spitting snake
One hot summer day, Max and Kevin headed to Dr. Sam's office. "Dr. Sam, could you please take a look at this weired creature and let us know what it is?" said Kevin holding a jar with a moving creature inside it. Dr. Sam adjusted his glasses and sipped the water from his mug. Dr. Sam after a pause replied, "this is a rare snake which spits acid and eats Mongooses". He then paused again and after examining it for a while he said, "look at this red spot in between the eyelids. If a single water droplet touches this redspot then this snake will turn into a maneater".
Just then, Dr. Sam looked at the clock, "oh! my favourite video should have started now". As he switched on the Television, Dr. Sam saw the flash new where it said, the dam nearby started leaking and by night it is going to flood. Everyone in the room gulped. Kevin said, "ttt...oo....nnn....tonight?!" Dr. Sam, Kevin and Max ran out of the room leaving the jar behind. However, the snake managed to escape from the jar by slamming its nose on the jar and by breaking it. By the time, many people in the neighbourhood were in the BART station to move to a different location. A few people were able to board the plane while few others were heading to the neighbouring state while few others moved to other cities nearby in their car. Not even, a single creature were left behind except for the acid spitting snake at Dr. Sam's office.
The Acid spitting snake as soon as it came out of the jar it gave birth to 3 baby snakes. Just then, the dam broke and water gushed through Dr. Sam's office and covered the snakes. A magical scene took place, the mother snake and the baby snakes all started growing immediately. They grew up to 160 feet. Soon, they were all very hungry and craved to eat their favourite food the Mongoose. They searched everywhere and couldn't find a single mongoose or any other living beings.
Meanwhile, Kevin who was in the train said, "Oh! no I left Velma inside Dr. Sam's office". "Who is Velma?" asked the other two. "Velma is the acid spitting snake. I named her so!" They happened to see lot of Mongooses outside on the other side of track. Meanwhile, furious Velma and her babies had slithered all the way and spot these Mongoose. Velma and babies happily spitted out the acid from the fangs and it fell on a carriage which immediately got burnt up. As and when Velma and her babies slithered they pushed some of the carriages on which some of the people got badly injured but none died. Velma and her new born babies feasted on the Mongooses. Everyone except Dr. Sam, Kevin and Max ran away to save their lives. Kevin said, "why are we hiding here?" Sam said, "because, these kind of snakes have poor vision. They can only see straight and not side ways". Just then, one of the baby snake spotted Kevin and greedily opened its mouth and was about to gobble him up , while Sam started to cry as his brother's life was at stake. Kevin started to scream and both the brothers woke up from their sleep and said "what a terrible nightmare I had !"
Kevin asked Sam, "did you too have the Acid spitting snake dream ?" Sam said "yes" and they discussed about their dream and it was just one and the same dream they had. They had watched a terrible TV show the previous night which resulted in the terrible nightmare.
Just then, Dr. Sam looked at the clock, "oh! my favourite video should have started now". As he switched on the Television, Dr. Sam saw the flash new where it said, the dam nearby started leaking and by night it is going to flood. Everyone in the room gulped. Kevin said, "ttt...oo....nnn....tonight?!" Dr. Sam, Kevin and Max ran out of the room leaving the jar behind. However, the snake managed to escape from the jar by slamming its nose on the jar and by breaking it. By the time, many people in the neighbourhood were in the BART station to move to a different location. A few people were able to board the plane while few others were heading to the neighbouring state while few others moved to other cities nearby in their car. Not even, a single creature were left behind except for the acid spitting snake at Dr. Sam's office.
The Acid spitting snake as soon as it came out of the jar it gave birth to 3 baby snakes. Just then, the dam broke and water gushed through Dr. Sam's office and covered the snakes. A magical scene took place, the mother snake and the baby snakes all started growing immediately. They grew up to 160 feet. Soon, they were all very hungry and craved to eat their favourite food the Mongoose. They searched everywhere and couldn't find a single mongoose or any other living beings.
Meanwhile, Kevin who was in the train said, "Oh! no I left Velma inside Dr. Sam's office". "Who is Velma?" asked the other two. "Velma is the acid spitting snake. I named her so!" They happened to see lot of Mongooses outside on the other side of track. Meanwhile, furious Velma and her babies had slithered all the way and spot these Mongoose. Velma and babies happily spitted out the acid from the fangs and it fell on a carriage which immediately got burnt up. As and when Velma and her babies slithered they pushed some of the carriages on which some of the people got badly injured but none died. Velma and her new born babies feasted on the Mongooses. Everyone except Dr. Sam, Kevin and Max ran away to save their lives. Kevin said, "why are we hiding here?" Sam said, "because, these kind of snakes have poor vision. They can only see straight and not side ways". Just then, one of the baby snake spotted Kevin and greedily opened its mouth and was about to gobble him up , while Sam started to cry as his brother's life was at stake. Kevin started to scream and both the brothers woke up from their sleep and said "what a terrible nightmare I had !"
Kevin asked Sam, "did you too have the Acid spitting snake dream ?" Sam said "yes" and they discussed about their dream and it was just one and the same dream they had. They had watched a terrible TV show the previous night which resulted in the terrible nightmare.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Crocodiles
Crocodiles are cold blooded, which means they are a type of reptile. Do you know that the largest crocodile has a bite force as much as a pickup truck sitting on you. This is the scariest part we know about crocodile but on the other hand, there is also another softer side to a crocodile which is about love and caring, by the mother crocodile. It is proven that among reptiles only crocodiles and their relatives tend both eggs and hatchlings, while other egg-laying reptiles hatch long after the parents have abandoned the eggs.
The mom crocodile go about digging underground to make the nest for the eggs. The mom crocodile will then lay 20 to 60 eggs in the nest and then she will bury it. She will then keep an eye on the nest and protect them from predators such as monitor lizards, honey badgers.
Few months have passed and the area will be full of squeaking sound. The mother will soon start to dig where the eggs were hidden by her in the underground nest. The babies start to come out. The mother crocodile takes care of her baby crocodiles until they are able to hunt adequately for themselves.
The mom crocodile go about digging underground to make the nest for the eggs. The mom crocodile will then lay 20 to 60 eggs in the nest and then she will bury it. She will then keep an eye on the nest and protect them from predators such as monitor lizards, honey badgers.
Few months have passed and the area will be full of squeaking sound. The mother will soon start to dig where the eggs were hidden by her in the underground nest. The babies start to come out. The mother crocodile takes care of her baby crocodiles until they are able to hunt adequately for themselves.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Yesterday was Hindi Day
It is my 3rd year learning Hindi language and I do not like to learn that language at all. Yesterday, we had a test in the class for which my Dad made me to study a lot which worn me out! First he was freaking me out with so many questions from the Hindi Text book then he made me write a lot. When my Dad was teaching me Hindi, I was constantly dreaming about scoring good marks in the test and a get a Hero factory toy which is a Villan and it will fight with my existing Hero toy! Just then my dad asked me a question, "what is stool in Hindi?" I answered "kapadi...." for which my dad gave me a strange look! He said that there is no such word as kapadi. I started thinking and came out with the word, "kapada"! My dad was really mad at me and he said "chowki is the Hindi word for stool". Having said this he made me to run around 10 times repeating, "Stool means Chowki".
Well, now I remember Stool is chowki. The story did not end there, next my dad gave me a piece of paper and asked me to write English to Hindi meanings. He dictated the first word Eyeglasses but what I wrote was,"I glasses" and wrote the Hindi meaning as Ainak. On seeing this my Dad really freaked out and we all laughed loud!
Then I went to the class and my mom who is a co-teacher in the Hindi class appeared with the question papers. Most of the kids in my class were not happy with the test. In the middle of the test, a few people were talking and one kid even left the class. I was the last person to finish the test but when I was done what a relief!!
The funny part is at dinner time, my dad still asked Hindi questions and I told him to stop asking me Hindi questions so that I can watch T.V and eat my dinner peacefully!
Now, I am eagerly waiting for my Hindi test results.
Well, now I remember Stool is chowki. The story did not end there, next my dad gave me a piece of paper and asked me to write English to Hindi meanings. He dictated the first word Eyeglasses but what I wrote was,"I glasses" and wrote the Hindi meaning as Ainak. On seeing this my Dad really freaked out and we all laughed loud!
Then I went to the class and my mom who is a co-teacher in the Hindi class appeared with the question papers. Most of the kids in my class were not happy with the test. In the middle of the test, a few people were talking and one kid even left the class. I was the last person to finish the test but when I was done what a relief!!
The funny part is at dinner time, my dad still asked Hindi questions and I told him to stop asking me Hindi questions so that I can watch T.V and eat my dinner peacefully!
Now, I am eagerly waiting for my Hindi test results.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
My brother is too small
I wish he was tall !
Then I went to sleep until fall
When he grew so tall
Even taller than the New Park Mall
I called him and called him,
But he could not hear because he was too tall !
I wanted him to play in my room
But he was too tall to fit in my room
I logged into my computer and started to Google
To figure out why my brother grew so tall
The reason was he bounced on the magic ball
The mystery is solved
I woke up from my sleep
I didn’t sleep until fall
I just slept one night and that's all !!!
Then I went to sleep until fall
When he grew so tall
Even taller than the New Park Mall
I called him and called him,
But he could not hear because he was too tall !
I wanted him to play in my room
But he was too tall to fit in my room
I logged into my computer and started to Google
To figure out why my brother grew so tall
The reason was he bounced on the magic ball
The mystery is solved
I woke up from my sleep
I didn’t sleep until fall
I just slept one night and that's all !!!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
The Brain Drain
Nerve nerve where are you going?
I hope not to the brain
I hate to tell you that the brain drained !!
The brain drained without knowledge
The girl never thought that her brain will drain
If she doesn't read!
Brain Brain Why did you decide to drain?
Although she is not standing in the rain.
How are you doing?
where are you?
Maybe you went on a vacation?
Brain Brain how did you drain?
Did you go out while she was asleep?
Why din't you leave a substitute behind?
I know that even your best friend heart
can never ever substitute your work!
Brain Brain where did you go?
I now heard that you are still in place!
Maybe only the knowledge drained
because a brain could never drain!!
Nerve nerve the brain is still in place
why did you stop your journey?
Is it because that I just said
"The Brain Drained??"
I hope not to the brain
I hate to tell you that the brain drained !!
The brain drained without knowledge
The girl never thought that her brain will drain
If she doesn't read!
Brain Brain Why did you decide to drain?
Although she is not standing in the rain.
How are you doing?
where are you?
Maybe you went on a vacation?
Brain Brain how did you drain?
Did you go out while she was asleep?
Why din't you leave a substitute behind?
I know that even your best friend heart
can never ever substitute your work!
Brain Brain where did you go?
I now heard that you are still in place!
Maybe only the knowledge drained
because a brain could never drain!!
Nerve nerve the brain is still in place
why did you stop your journey?
Is it because that I just said
"The Brain Drained??"
Friday, November 26, 2010
Jaguar!!!!!!!
Once upon a time,a woodcutter was cutting some wood in a very,very,very big jungle it was full of wild animals which made him get scared. Soon he heard a "rroaaaaaaaaaar!"and
"jaguar run!".He ran to see the veiw. The jaguar was very huge.It could swallow an
anoconda! It can run as fast as 55 miles per hour! Then it saw the woodcutter.
It chased him all around the forest again and again. On the last lap, with a stick the woodcutter hit a tree,an anoconda then fell down on the jaguar wich got annoyed and was never seen again.
"jaguar run!".He ran to see the veiw. The jaguar was very huge.It could swallow an
anoconda! It can run as fast as 55 miles per hour! Then it saw the woodcutter.
It chased him all around the forest again and again. On the last lap, with a stick the woodcutter hit a tree,an anoconda then fell down on the jaguar wich got annoyed and was never seen again.
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